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Preposterous Tales in the Life of Ken McKenzie

Hello Ken etc etc

I went out with a mongol sister's Lesbian friend
(or the more politically correct "famous DJ's sister's friend")
I was on Crackerjack at the age of 10
And I saw the Sex Pistols play at the 100 Club
And I spent New Year's Eve at Sensible's den

Preposterous Tales - Now then now then
Preposterous Tales - Now then now then
Preposterous Tales in the life of Ken Mackenzie

I lost a £1,000 playing brag last night
I flew to Amsterdam to start a riot
And I once saw the Palace score 4 goals away from home
and I've won every game of Trivial Pursuit I've ever played

Preposterous Tales - Now then now then
Preposterous Tales - Now then now then
Preposterous Tales in the life of Ken Mackenzie

I once ate 6 mars bar in half an hour - Oh did you Ken
And whilst working on a site I unearthed a bomb - Oh did you Ken
And I once had a shower with two American girls
at the same time Ken?
Naw that's preposterous

Preposterous Tales - Now then now then
Preposterous Tales - Now then now then
Preposterous Tales in the life of Ken Mackenzie

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